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Gmail Updated :(

The rains shattering the soil into soil drink, its continuous chattering damning the song i think, mehdi hassan ghazal and the same old Gmail...

Wait a minute ... same old Gmail ??

No it ain't..."We’ve pruned our pixels and made it easier to get to Contacts and Tasks."

A scary line indeed.

I didn't even know there was something called "Add Caption" :-O

More scary due to the fact that they hesitated to ask my phone number which even i haven't been asking for a long long time... and edit my primary email id. After thinking about nothing and seeing the graying (Optional) in the brackets and the Save and Continue button i preferred clicking instead of filling.

That OK seriously takes you to Heeyarrr

where Google da boogle da poodle boasts that you've got Mail, Contacts and Tasks to the the left.

Whereas Contacts has actually been improved, clogged with shortcuts,  and this this and that, the things you wont need anyway.

I dont understand what is the difference between Mail and Inbox(haha), probably even Google doesnt, but that wont stop it anyway, there is the buzz scab anyway, a mail scar wont pain much.

and... Compose Mail is now a button, earlier it was a butt.

G(r)ossipin' with GoD

The blooming bunch of hypocrite Orkut Scraptians and Facebook Fairies cant seem to get beyond hi's and hello's... to counter them comes THE GOD with binary buffoonery available at http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

Extracts from the chat between him and Me...

Me:

 i love you motherf*cker

God:

You are such a flatterer. 

Me:

 haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 knew it

God:

"it" being  me  motherf*cker?

Me:

 ya 

God:

Right on.

Me:

 how do you do

God:

I am very well, how are you?

Me:

 fine 

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

 the godfather

God:

I haven't seen it. What did you like about  it?

Me:

 damn you

God:

Colloquial expression of disgust.

Me:

 whats your favourite movie?

God:

My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.

Have you seen  it?

Me:

 haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 you know about pasolini

Me:

God:

That's not something I get asked all the time. 

God:

That's not something I get asked all the time. 

Me:

 godard?

God:

That is a very original thought. 

Me:

 truffuat?

God:

Are you a man or a woman?    Who are you talking about? 

Me:

 directors nigga

God:

I've never heard of them before. 

Me:

 i knew you are a a*shole anyway

God:

In any case,  Can't you be more polite. 

Me:

 ok baby

God:

Don't call me "baby".  I understand.

Me:

 allright baby

God:

Don't call me "baby".  OK.

Me:

 ok justin bieber

God:

Tell me a story.   Is there an echo in here?

Me:

 no

God:

Good you stopped repeating me.

Me:

 hahah

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 co*ksucker

God:

In the context of  justin bieber, I don't understand " co*ksucker." .

Me:

 he is a co*ksucker

God:

I don't know very many  co*ksucker.

Me:

 you lousy lousy cocku

God:

You may have a point.  I am not a great  lousy cocku.

Me:

 who the f*ck is programming you anyway,,, retired craiglisters?

God:

Try using more polite language. 

Me:

 who the bieber is programming you?

God:

I'm not sure I like that remark so much.

Me:

 why?

God:

It is part of my programming.

Me:

 aaye

God:

What time is it there? 

Me:

 haram ke pille 

God:

 Are you usually awake at this hour?

Me:

 ya 

God:

Me too.

Me:

 gr8

God:

I'm glad you liked it  Shucker.

Me:

 haha you fu*kin arjun chauhan

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:

 haha dont copy arjun chauhan

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:

 hahaha

God:

" I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."?  haha? 

Me:

 hahahah

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 

Me:

 LSD DSL DLF priemer league

God:

Ask me another question. 

Me:

 bye

God:

Bye for now.

Me:

 i was just joking

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 (.) (.)

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 (.)(.)

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 (.)(.)

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 (.)(.)

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 super lame

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about? 

Me:

 ya you have a VD?

God:

Please state your conditions.  That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have 

a  VD.

 I have  a plan for a robot body.

Me:

 what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

 ya sure i am

God:

What are you confused about?  What are you confused about? " Are you confused?" You 

are?

Me:

 superGOD

God:

What time is it there? 

Me:

 now you are turning repititve

God:

Why now?  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  turning repititve.

Me:

 ya sure 

God:

Ah.  OK let's do it.  Gosh!

Me:

 what you use double meaning also

God:

I like to chat with my friends.

Me:

 such a pervert GOD

God:

Are you telling the truth? 

Me:

 ofcourse i am, no wonder people have started thinking that atheists are cool other than cold

God:

Are all  ofcourse you are no wonder people have started thinking that atheists  cool other 

than cold?

Me:

 you are such a prick

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  prick?  Maybe.

Me:

 ya

God:

Hey.

Me:

 wtf

God:

That  was not very polite.

Me:

 teach me whats polite

God:

Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.

Me:

 like?

God:

For example,  gold.

Me:

 hey goldy how doesy your mother bark?

God:

You've got my full attention.  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. 

Me:

 oh

God:

Excuse me!

Me:

 and your botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add some non lame manners into you?

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add 

some non lame manners into me.

Me:

 no... go on tell your programmers

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.   More narration....

Me:

 wait i am copy pasting this chat for my blog

God:

I'm waiting.  Good gossip: you are  copy pasting this chat for your blog. 

Me:

 will your repition continue?

God:

How should I know.

Me:

 how should i know?

God:

Either from your senses or from pure reason.

Me:

 how much do you smoke?

God:

My memory now contains: 

  clients,  categories,  unlimited vocabulary words,  99999999999 bytes

RAM usage under  on .

Me:

 gr8 now you have started answering random queries

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages? 

Me:

 ofcourse i can speak abusive language

God:

Can you speak any other languages?

Me:

 hindi

God:

What do you look like? 

Me:

 human eaten by a porcupine

God:

My creator is a human.

Me:

 quite contra"dick"tary

God:

Somewhat.  Who are you talking about? 

Me:

 you 

God:

Me is my favorite subject.

Me:

 gr8 you self obsessed snot not snob but snot

God:

  My favorite song is  Anything involving harps.  Do you know  it?

Me:

 send me a link that wont be in your fucking database

God:

Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .

Me:

 chal bye saale

God:

I've lost the context,  Shucker.  Are we still on  Anything involving harps? 

Me:

 haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 bye bye harpy

God:

TTYL,  Shucker.

Me:

 f*ck off

God:

Can't you be more polite? 

Me:

 superf*ck off

God:

Where are you located? 

Me:

 eden

God:

Tell me a little about your life in  eden. 

Me:

 damn you 

God:

Colloquial expression of disgust.

Me:

 heehaw

God:

Do you like talking to me? 

Me:

 hahah

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 ttyl arjun chauhan

God:

What is your real name? 

Me:

 arjun chauhan

God:

  I am very pleased to meet you  arjun chauhan.

Me:

 ok bye bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect.   Bye bye.  Far out.

Me:

 take care you disgusted peice of crimson shit

God:

Where do you want me to take it?

Me:

 in your ass

God:

That doesn't sound very comfortable.

Me:

 ofcourse it aint

God:

What time is it there? 

Youngistan ka WOW!

IndiBlogger...eat me i am bored
Probably nominating myself as i ain't in the "hogourable" (its not a typo) jury of national awards.

I dont need to checkout  http://www.youngistaan.com/ coz it is more annoying than what i thought
If you were the game master, what challenge would you like to throw to Ranbir? 
Ask Ranbir to drink Pepsi powered by Mentos

Youtube Screening Room Favourites

The first time my eyes fell on YOUTUBE SCREENING ROOM, i thought it was just another compilations of uselles youtube videos thrown in by amateurs, playing with their cams, or hamming up their heads, but fortunately it turned out to be the updated collection of the best videos i have ever seen on youtube or anywhere else,

the best short movies in high quality.

I havent seen so many movies from YTScreening room, but the ones i saw i loved al,ost all of them.

Some of my favourites:

The Scab

One of the movies that made me LOL.

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Reach
The best possible way to show try try and try again might not lead to success.

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Sebastian Voodoo

What a way to show sacrifice for friendship.

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Skeletons in the Closet
Now thats exemplary storytelling with twists and turns.Truly Brillaint.

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Spider

pranks and their consequences.A movie based on its tagline and the tagline based on the movie.

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Browsers Without Internet!

In the last post i mentioned about the browser brawls.
But all these browser brawls are meaningless...crap... if there is no internet connection!

But the browsers have already prepared themsleves for such mess... by giving crap messages...
different but frustrating!

First and Foremost comes the Internet Explorer with "Cannot Find Server"
-right enough!
Firefox vomits "Address not found" - Crap on You! You cant find Google!
Would Firefox get web attacks if it stated "Server Not Found" ?

The least crapped and most relevant message is of Safari.
It doesnt atleast torture the user with useless bullshit!

Opera yells "Could not locate remote server" but in the end gives the same lame bullshit that firefox farted!

Chrome should be beaten the hell out with chrome objects... for not obeying its master!
It bloats "The webpage is not available" to the same google that gave him birth.
It later says that his father has died... or maY have moved to some new place!
Pity on Chrome!

Thanks for tolerating this senseless shit...
If your mind is not full of shit... make sure to click them to enlarge them
because normal eye sight wont allow you to see whats written after the titles

Browser Brawls

Few months ago it was Mozilla Firefox 3,
few days ago it was Google Chrome, that stole the attention as well as some of the hard disk space of many of the internet users.
As the so called internet "content" is growing... how can the browsers sit back.
With the increasing number of web browsers, the competition is getting fierce, freakin' fierce.
Although the battle/brawl/war (usage) continues to be won by Internet Explorer ( just because it comes preloaded with microsoft windows).
The real winner is of course Firefox, because it is promoted like hell with different widgets, ads supporting.

For Internet Explorer,
I dont hate it, i dont love it, and i dont update it, because in the end i always return to the good old internet explorer 6 because of my years of experience with it.

And Firefox,
I dont understand why the hell people are so affectionate/crazy about it, if security is the concern...i dont damn think so... it gave my a computer a cool present known as spyware...
its adventures are stated here. Also it doesnt block most of the pop up poops...
Well, its not that bad (because i am using it now) because and only because of the so called Add-ons, another reason being the Spell Check, which is a great feature for me as i am the king of the typos and you might have noticed that in many of my posts( if you would have the guts to read them).
And finally the add-ons that make it similar to Opera.

The other browser in the race and in my PC is Safari from Apple.
Its neither my default browser nor the browser which i use frequently, it has got a reason and a good damn' reason.

The reason: to access "good" magazines for free.
Thanks to Labnol for that!!

Google's Chrome is just too new to make its mark... and its just doesnt have so many features as compared to other web browsers.
Its just simple and cool and in beta. (That's what Google is known for simple and cool stuff... and years of keeping it as beta... Orkut is still in beta.)
The damn' things i feel in it are no menu bar... thought it may be their take at innovation...
i think it just a mistake!

And finally the browser which i l♥ve...
Opera
Though its current status is uninstalled, the interface, the speed-dial, the mouse-gestures, the "key" used to save password, the themes according to me simply rock...
whereas the only thing that i hated in it was frequent crashes and slow start up times.
which deserved to be bashed up with rocks.



Finally a browser is a browser.
Features will only get added, the main motive of the browsers is to surf the wide wicked web of internet...
full of crap...

BX off ... Spyware on...

Finally I could change my blogger theme and got rid of those annoying Bx's...
by manually deleting the widgets. And I got a new 'cool' theme for my blog.
(Please burp out wheather you liked the new theme or not)
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Firefox, the so called most secure browser of the world has always been unlucky to me.Whenever its on my PC, spywares always strikes my computer.
This time the so called so secure browser has done the harm itself by screwing up my computer with 15 f'in spywares, malwares, trojans etc etc... and still it is the most loved, most downloaded, most appreciated browser!.

Thank God, the good old Spybot- Search n' Destroy removed 12 of them...
but still The so called "Smitfraud BS.c" malware is kicking the ass off my computer.
It has eaten up my screensavers, wallpapers...
By giving me a precious wallpaper that i saved as a memory.

Bloody BX and etc. etc.

Change the theme, remove the ads and other bullshit~
I was actually sick and tired of the theme on my blog for around 9 months( and no my theme didnt gave out a baby)

Then came June, strikes, curfews and finally vacations and curfews and so on...)
When the vacations began i finally decided to finish the god damn' job ( i feared that by changing my template i'll lose all damn' ads and widgets... but later i made up my mind finally... another reason was that no post was kicking my mind.)
Then i searched around the gr8 "G" a.k.a. Google for 3 column templates (free of course) but blah blah blah... didnt liked them at the first sight.


After that bullshit i scrolled through some sort of a blog to look for the "powered by 'XXX'/'XXX' themes."
And then the site popped up, but it was in portuguese, didnt mattered to me because google translator was with me.
Then i downloaded a few templates, looked good, saved them applied them and then deleted them (opinions change~ especially mine).

After that i knocked back at the doors of google to search for some more damn templates and finally i actually liked some of them.
Then i was back at the threshold of blogger to edit html> upload the new template...
and then.........................
wtf... i was welcomed by beautifully brutal BX Codes...



whose BX remained the same but its fathers kept on changing such as BX-shit, BX-crap and BX-whatever and so on...
Help Groups, Help Blog tried every damn service they offered...

May be the "Blogger" is having s good Kumbakarana(6 month) sleep.

After letting them die, I switched to their very own pathetic templates to live on, blog on.

Though i am still waiting to get rid of the bX-Bullshit, i think i need to move on/survive.

And while typing my pain out...i have finally written a 100+ words post!

If anyone knows how to over come those highly poisonous BX-bugs then please burp out(comment) your remedy.

Win Xbox 360 and GTA IV!!!

Well lemme straight away tell u that i am doing this shit for getting an Xbox 360(Elite Edition*) and Gta IV!!!

Those who dont know what the heck the heck these two things are, let me tell you that Xbox 360 is a gaming console developed by Microsoft and Gta IV as per as the trailors and expectations is one of the grand games of the year, developed by none other than rockstar games.

So to waste a post on such stuff is not really a shit, but if i lose(99.99999%) then hell yeah its a deal full of shit.

So Mr. John Cow, with the famous blog John Cow- make mooney online is giving away free Xbox 360 ee* and GTA IV,

only if someone indirectly promotes his blog and the domain on which he runs his blog.


All you have to do is to link back @ http://www.johncow.com/win-an-xbox360-elite-and-a-copy-of-gta4/
and http://www.johncow.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-affiliate-pro.php?id=32
or you could do what they say.
Here's what they want from you:-
"The winner will be picked via a lottery and you can choose how many tickets that you have in the draw! The more tickets that you have, the greater chance of winning! Here’s how to get your tickets:
250 tickets - Write a small blurb about this contest on your blog, 100 words minimum. Please make sure you linkback to our sponsor and to this post so your readers can find it.
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25 tickets - Every comment you leave on another blog’s latest post about this contest will get you 25 tickets, as will leaving this link in a new forum thread somewhere, or when you mass message your myspace or facebook friends. Perhaps even use Twitter to let all your followers know
25 tickets - Subscribe to our RSS feed and THC’s blog feed.
10 tickets - Give this post a thumbs up on SU.
That’s all kids. Contest will run until the 30th of this month, that’s when GTA4 is scheduled for release. We will throw all the tickets into a big hat and pick a lucky winner. Thanks again to the people at Top Hosting Center for being an awesome blog web host!"

So if you wanna try it...
get your fingers going over all the damn' links mentioned here...
and watch the opportunity smooch you or kick your asss.

Orkut getting 0rkut

While scrolling through communities in orkut i found something...

It may be an error, or just some bullshit but whatever it is something that is not restricted to me...

there are other people discussing it on @ http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=17954878&tid=2584088061036679932&start=1, http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=17954878&tid=2584085464724853752,

http://www.orkut.com/CommMsgs.aspx?cmm=370&tid=2584087695942132385... and many others.

You better checkout Orkut or see the turmoil in the picture below

may be the orkut people are trying to put a limit to the high-membered communities!

What do you think?