Monday, January 21, 2008

When Birthday turns Death Day!!!


What a way to turn 15.


The murderous math murdered me again and i am still alive.
Sick...Stuck...Screwed.
Today was my birthday + maths pracrical + maths theory examination.
However a preboard!!!
but still it sucks getting screwed up by maths again and
again,getting pissed off by the maths monster.

I tried my shit and my bit to do atleast something...so that my bald~headed teacher
could atleast stare and draw red circles.

Still it took me 6 bloody pages to write some damn' questions who neither had a
head nor a foot.
I and my fellow trees who donated me six pages to scribble over shit would like to
abuse maths by pressing all the symbols that are on my keyboard.

" MATHS IS !@#$%^&*()"...
If you are a nerdy enough give me some words of sympathy...comment(burp) me some tips.
And If you are one of the victims of mathphobia... burp(comment) some abuses for
those who made maths what it is today i.e. the bloody mathematicians

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Titanic Rap

In my so called Golden Post ,
i highlighed the so called gangasta-lingo!!! using the Ebonics Translator!
I thought its better to bring it down here rather than giving you its link again!



I thought, and i thought it again...
to loose open my brain thoughts a.k.a drain...
After the sewage from my drain escaped i thought ol' rite lets share it on!
This tool (i think ) it good for creating cool and crazy rap hip-hop stuff!
So i tried my evil eyes on my favourite titanic's theme song
[ Ya the same old "At the night... by Celine dion]
You can download (only humans) the song spoiled by me from
HERE
Hear it and bear it because i will tell you how to make shit out of songs!

Q. How the hell was the so called rapped up screwed down song created?

Ans. 1. Copied the lyrics of The Titanic theme song (by searching "lyrics of titanic theme song on google")

2.Now something thats copied must be pasted somewhere or it just waste.
I copied it on the Ebonics Translator that you can find in this post only.

3.The result was the conversion of the song from the
original lyrics:

- (Love Theme From "Titanic")

Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never go till we're one

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not
go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on




CONVERTED TO:-


Every night in muh ma fuckin dreams
I see ya. I feel ya.
That iz how I know
ya jet on.
Far across da
distance
And spaces between us
You gots come ta
show ya jet on.
Near, far, wherever
ya iz
I believe dat da
heart do jet on
Once mo ya open
da do
And you here in
muh ma fuckin heart
And muh ma fuckin heart will jet
on an' on
Love can whack us
one tyme
And last fo' uh lifetime
And never jet till
We be one
Love wuz when I
loved ya
One true tyme I hold
ta
In muh ma fuckin life we'll always
jet on
Near, far, wherever
ya iz
I believe dat da
heart do jet on
Once mo ya open
da do
And you here in
muh ma fuckin heart
And muh ma fuckin heart will jet
on an on
There iz some love
dat will not
jet away
You're here, dere's
nuttin I fear,
And I know dat muh ma fuckin heart will jet on
We'll stay forever dis here
way
You iz safe in muh ma fuckin
heart
And muh ma fuckin heart will jet
on an on Jus like Orenthawl James.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------But i thought somewhere in my heart that i must add some of my own crap also to "enrich" the song.The enrichment lines that i posted before the conversion were:-


jack and rose went up the ship to
have some fun and laughter.
Ship broke down
and jack frozed n drown
And rose went to see "TITANIC" in Theayytre!


Cut the crap
Break the tap
And listen listen listen to ma rap


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------After the purification, what i did was that...
i pasted all the lyrics along with the purified one to Talk It.

Hearing this software's name for the first time, dont worry you can download it from here [Click "here"(dont fear from the arabic language) and then click the pink glittering box there]

[or use any damn' text to speech converter]

See the screenshot below:


"Talk it" is a text to speech converter that alows youto fiddle with different personality voices, pitch, speed, pitch quality and voice effort.

After this i downloaded another goody goodie that allows you to record music from your P.C, mic [i have already posted an alternative for this]

and that goody goodie is "Mp3 my Mp3 recorder"

See the screenshot:


The conversion stuff hadnt even started...
Now what else...
after that it was the time for some loon-a-loopy stuff.
Since i cant afford the heavy duty instruments, i took some pre-made music called loops.
I downladed some hip-hop loops from looperman.I used a single loop for this stuff.
[after registering and searching for hip-hop loops]

After gathering the stuff it was the time for the real job.
Messing things up... MULTITASKING!!!
Played all three sounds at the same time...
and yuhoo...
I HAVE SUCCCESSFULLY RAPPED[RAPED] TITANIC!!!


Wednesday, January 2, 2008

GOLDEN POST

Finaly 100 damn' posts.
Can be called as crap,
can be called as rap
an' can be called as uh broken tap!
Can u imagine... 100 ech ya enn dee aar eee dee
ya ah know ya can imagine!!!
so in deez hundred (the 100th being dis here one)
ah gots faced uh lot technorati sheeit 5-10-5
it danced like shakira on hips dont lie but somewhere da hips lied!
somewhere muh ma fuckin adsense bloomed an' then finally it gloomed!
ah blogged fo' adsense then ah felt it iz just sheeit,
however it wuz me who made it sheeit.
but then ah felt evn though ah wanted ta quit blogging, it became muh ma fuckin hobby, an' uh god damn' addictive hobby.
then ah spammed spammed an' spammed uh lot ta generate some visits.
fortunately ah got some one an' lost some one.
well u may find dis here post entirely crap but its just ta mark muh ma fuckin 100th post.
keep reading next one will be bettah.
and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

I KNOW IT IS QUITE SHITTY TO UNDERSTAND BUT IF YOU REALLY WANNA MAKE SOME SHIT OF YOUR TEXT LIKE ME, VISIT http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp