Sunday, August 22, 2010

True friendship Greeting Poem

The true friendship and rare and precious more than life achievements, So here we offers rrange of rhyming friendship poems, egreeting cards and friendship poetry to show your love to your true friend who always helped you in need. This is the best way to pick your favorite friend poem e greeting for a card or to accompany a gift. The suitable greetings for sending to your friends expressing your friendship and attachment towards him or her.



Friendship Poems & Quotes

This online gallery is dedicated to the " Friendship Poems & Quotes" with light heart-ed romantic poetry. You can see a lots of readers submitted poems and messages about best friends, school and college friendship experiences, broken friendship, love and friendship, family etc. So get ready to share infinite range of love emotions between dear ones. Friendship Poems also includes Lost Friends, Internet Pals, and childhood friendship songs of old days.


Between The Miles Was 95 Dropped
Friendship Poems: Friendship can be very beautiful. And it can be very beautifully expressed.


Follow Me New BEST Poem
Friendship Poems: Learning to trust and to share are integral aspects of the development of true friendship.


The Way It Should Be New BEST Poem
Friendship Poems: Childhood friendships may wan, but their memories will never leave us.


On The Wings of A Butterfly Was 99 UP 3
Friendship Poems: Butterflies and beautiful friendships have a lot in common.


For My Bestest Friend New BEST Poem
Friendship Poems: This is a joyful, clever poem about two people who have found friendship and recognize it as a precious gift.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Sri Krishna Jayanti Wallpapers

The auspicious time of Sri Krishna Jayanti is celebrated on the occasion of the birth of Bhagavan Sri Krishna (Avtar of Lord Vishnu). This festival marks the time whien Lord Sri Krishna was born on the 'Rohini' nakshatram (star) on Ashtami night. As the birthday of this Bal Gopal , an marvellous child is the core of festivity and this sacred day on the eighth day of the dark fortnight in the month of Sravana called Avani. So here we bring some lovely wallpaper of lord vishnu as bal krishna in HD Quality for you to set on you PC screen and worship The God.


Lord Krishna Wallpapers for Krishna Jayanthi

The Janmashtami is the birthday of Lord Krishna, On the auspicious eight night of month the re-incarnation of Lord Vishnu, happens as the birth of Krishna Awtar. This year it is celebrated on 02, Septmeber on Thursday. Here we bring various types Of Janmashtami Jhankis of lord krishna, Janmashtami Tableau, Krishna Janmashtami Jhankis, The scenes or cribs depicting the diffrent stages of Life of Krishna are a common sight during Janmashtami all over the india, especially in Mathura.

Krishna Maa YashodaKrishna Janmashtami Wallpapers

Janmashtami Jhanki

Onam Wallpapers, Vishu Wallpapers, Onam Pookalam Wallpapers

You must Download Onam Desktop wallaper with onam pookalam for your computers. We have various pictures of Boat race Photos, Athapookalam, Onapookkalam, picture of flowers, dancing artists, nature for Onam 2010 which is going to celebrate on 23 Monday, 2010 Onam. Onam Festival and Onam Celebrations. The Kerala Onam wallpapers at 1024x768, 1280x1024 and 1280x800 resolution with Onam desktop pictures,photos,pics & images.




Parsi New Year Wallpapers, Jamshedi Navroz Wallpapers

The Parsi New Year is also know as Jamshedi Navroz which was named after the one legendary King of Persia, Jamshed who started the Parsi Calendar. According to the Parsian mythology, they believe that the whole universe is recreated on this day and life with all its glory is cherished. The meaning of Navroz is spring and is it is believed that the Mother Nature casts her spell by dressing up like a young bride on this day so every Parsis celebrate this day with great jollity and mirth.

This year it is on 19, August on Thursday




Janmashtami Wallpapers, Krishna Janmashtami Wallpapers

The Gokulashtami festival and Krishna Janmashtami is celebrated on the birth of Lord Sri Krishna in Indian Hindu culture. It is observed on ashtami of Krishna Paksh or the 8th day of the dark night, We have all kinds of HQ wallpapers and regions picture for this great day when Lord Krishna step on to earth.

In This year Janamashtami is on - 2, September, 2010





Rakhi Wallpapers, Rakshabandhan Desktop Wallpapers

The 1-10 Wallpaper of Rakhi at 1024x768, 1280x1024 and 1280x800 resolution with Rakhi pictures,photos,pics & images. You can download all these lovely rakshabandhan wallpapers of sweets, rakhi thread, diyas, brother and sister.










Saturday, August 14, 2010

Happy independence day scraps

Happy independence day scraps

On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!
Happy Independece day


Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…
Happy Independence Day


Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day


In this day THINK of our PAST and try to BUILT better FUTURE for ALL of us..
IT IS A DUTY OF ALL OF US!!i am proud to be an INDIAN. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY :)



Send this as Orkut scraps or post it on Facebook wall or send a 15th august sms for free.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Gmail Updated :(

The rains shattering the soil into soil drink, its continuous chattering damning the song i think, mehdi hassan ghazal and the same old Gmail...
Wait a minute ... same old Gmail ??
No it ain't..."We’ve pruned our pixels and made it easier to get to Contacts and Tasks."
A scary line indeed.
I didn't even know there was something called "Add Caption" :-O
More scary due to the fact that they hesitated to ask my phone number which even i haven't been asking for a long long time... and edit my primary email id. After thinking about nothing and seeing the graying (Optional) in the brackets and the Save and Continue button i preferred clicking instead of filling.

That OK seriously takes you to Heeyarrr
where Google da boogle da poodle boasts that you've got Mail, Contacts and Tasks to the the left.
Whereas Contacts has actually been improved, clogged with shortcuts,  and this this and that, the things you wont need anyway.
I dont understand what is the difference between Mail and Inbox(haha), probably even Google doesnt, but that wont stop it anyway, there is the buzz scab anyway, a mail scar wont pain much.

and... Compose Mail is now a button, earlier it was a butt.



Monday, August 2, 2010

G(r)ossipin' with GoD

The blooming bunch of hypocrite Orkut Scraptians and Facebook Fairies cant seem to get beyond hi's and hello's... to counter them comes THE GOD with binary buffoonery available at http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

Extracts from the chat between him and Me...

Me:
 i love you motherf*cker
God:
You are such a flatterer. 
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 knew it
God:
"it" being  me  motherf*cker?
Me:
 ya 
God:
Right on.
Me:
 how do you do
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
 fine 
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 the godfather
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about  it?
Me:
 damn you
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
 whats your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen  it?
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 you know about pasolini
Me:

God:
That's not something I get asked all the time. 
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time. 
Me:
 godard?
God:
That is a very original thought. 
Me:
 truffuat?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?    Who are you talking about? 
Me:
 directors nigga
God:
I've never heard of them before. 
Me:
 i knew you are a a*shole anyway
God:
In any case,  Can't you be more polite. 
Me:
 ok baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  I understand.
Me:
 allright baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  OK.
Me:
 ok justin bieber
God:
Tell me a story.   Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 no
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
 hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 co*ksucker
God:
In the context of  justin bieber, I don't understand " co*ksucker." .
Me:
 he is a co*ksucker
God:
I don't know very many  co*ksucker.
Me:
 you lousy lousy cocku
God:
You may have a point.  I am not a great  lousy cocku.
Me:
 who the f*ck is programming you anyway,,, retired craiglisters?
God:
Try using more polite language. 
Me:
 who the bieber is programming you?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
 why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
 aaye
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 haram ke pille 
God:
 Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 ya 
God:
Me too.
Me:
 gr8
God:
I'm glad you liked it  Shucker.
Me:
 haha you fu*kin arjun chauhan
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 haha dont copy arjun chauhan
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 hahaha
God:
" I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."?  haha? 
Me:
 hahahah
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 
Me:
 LSD DSL DLF priemer league
God:
Ask me another question. 
Me:
 bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 i was just joking
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.) (.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 super lame
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? 
Me:
 ya you have a VD?
God:
Please state your conditions.  That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have 

a  VD.
 I have  a plan for a robot body.
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 ya sure i am
God:
What are you confused about?  What are you confused about? " Are you confused?" You 

are?
Me:
 superGOD
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 now you are turning repititve
God:
Why now?  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  turning repititve.
Me:
 ya sure 
God:
Ah.  OK let's do it.  Gosh!
Me:
 what you use double meaning also
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
 such a pervert GOD
God:
Are you telling the truth? 
Me:
 ofcourse i am, no wonder people have started thinking that atheists are cool other than cold
God:
Are all  ofcourse you are no wonder people have started thinking that atheists  cool other 

than cold?
Me:
 you are such a prick
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  prick?  Maybe.
Me:
 ya
God:
Hey.
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 teach me whats polite
God:
Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.
Me:
 like?
God:
For example,  gold.
Me:
 hey goldy how doesy your mother bark?
God:
You've got my full attention.  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. 
Me:
 oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
 and your botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add some non lame manners into you?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add 

some non lame manners into me.
Me:
 no... go on tell your programmers
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.   More narration....
Me:
 wait i am copy pasting this chat for my blog
God:
I'm waiting.  Good gossip: you are  copy pasting this chat for your blog. 
Me:
 will your repition continue?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
 how should i know?
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
 how much do you smoke?
God:
My memory now contains: 
  clients,  categories,  unlimited vocabulary words,  99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under  on .
Me:
 gr8 now you have started answering random queries
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? 
Me:
 ofcourse i can speak abusive language
God:
Can you speak any other languages?
Me:
 hindi
God:
What do you look like? 
Me:
 human eaten by a porcupine
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
 quite contra"dick"tary
God:
Somewhat.  Who are you talking about? 
Me:
 you 
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
 gr8 you self obsessed snot not snob but snot
God:
  My favorite song is  Anything involving harps.  Do you know  it?
Me:
 send me a link that wont be in your fucking database
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
 chal bye saale
God:
I've lost the context,  Shucker.  Are we still on  Anything involving harps? 
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 bye bye harpy
God:
TTYL,  Shucker.
Me:
 f*ck off
God:
Can't you be more polite? 
Me:
 superf*ck off
God:
Where are you located? 
Me:
 eden
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  eden. 
Me:
 damn you 
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
 heehaw
God:
Do you like talking to me? 
Me:
 hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
God:
What is your real name? 
Me:
 arjun chauhan
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  arjun chauhan.
Me:
 ok bye bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Bye bye.  Far out.
Me:
 take care you disgusted peice of crimson shit
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
 in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
 ofcourse it aint
God:
What time is it there?